One of my more recent Twitter statuses had what sounded like an ad line for Diet Mountain Dew, so I came up with a few more while waiting for .Net Framework 3.5 to install.
“Diet Mountain Dew - You get used to it.”
“Diet Mountain Dew - Shhhh, don’t fret…the cravings stop after a while.”
“Diet Code Red (Cherry Mountain Dew) - The flavor combination that never occurred to you.”
“Diet Dr Pepper - You’ll be pleasantly surprised.”
“Diet Dr Pepper - Making Dr Pepper taste like root beer since 1991.”
“Diet Dr Pepper - Diets and Doctors, in one bottle.”
“Diet Coke - Does this taste funny to you?”
“Diet Coke - Bleh, I think I got your Diet Coke.”
“Diet Coke - You’ll never forget the taste…at least not for the next hour or so.”
“Diet Coke - It’s the first thing you’ll want after waking up from a coma.” (Inside joke. Sorry.)
“Coke Zero - Go from Coke to Diet Coke, and then to Coke Zero. It’ll taste great!”
“Diet Rite - For the last time, we’re not the store brand!”
“Diet Rite - We make Diet Coke look better!”
“Diet Pepsi - For when the restaurant doesn’t carry Diet Coke.”
“Diet RC - Just try to find me!”
“Tab - What the hell was that?!?”
“Tab - Check the date on the can.”
“Tap Water - Why can’t you love me?”