LOLCats has given birth to LOLCode, which I’m pretty sure is the programming language of the future. Consider:
> [I HAS A <var> ITZ ...](http://lolcode.com/keywords/i-has-a)
>
> Declare a variable. Note the following:
>
> - Every variable is an array.
> - ITZ … has been reserved for future usage and should not be used (except possibly for initialization of single-element arrays)
> - At present, all arrays are heterogeneous (they can have different types of values in them). This may change in the future!
>
> All values are typed, and the types are:
>
> - NUMBAR (signed integer, at least 32 bits wide)
> - YARN (string)
> - ARRAY (contains NUMBARs and/or YARNs and/or ARRAYs)
>
> Currently the interpreter and/or compiler does type checking at compile and/or runtime. This may get nailed down to one or the other in future recommendations.
There is also a .NET compiler.
I’m going to be lucky if I can get through the day without typing CAN HAS or KTHXBYE into my code.
Update: Good examples of code.
Link courtesy of Boing Boing. Title courtesy of PawSense.
