No, those three words are not from a spam promoting the way to greater girth…no, that would make too much sense. They are, however, the main plot device from movie #1 on the Cracked.com list The 10 Best Animated Movies for (Traumatizing) Kids.
And here I was thinking Watership Down, which still bothers me, would be the freakiest movie on the list.
(A commenter on the article points out the characters are not Raccoons, but Tanuki, otherwise known as Raccoon Dogs. I’m thinking adding the word Dog does not improve the idea.)
Link courtesy of Too Many Topics, Too Little Time, which points out that the words are not magic. Probably just the actual testicles. :)