Just in case you don’t know what I look like, I offer here an accurate representation of myself:
Handsome devil, that. All yellow and…ahem…a few pounds less heavy than I would have thought.
It’s from the Simpsons Avatar Creator, on The Simpsons movie site. Their application works even better than the one for South Park, but South Park’s does let you become a pirate, which is cool.
Link courtesy of Best Week Ever, which tries for Paris Hilton, but I think this might work better as Paris in the Simpsons universe:
The Inanimate Carbon Rod. :)