The tribulations of running a game store are recounted in nine Books by Keeper of the Retail Faith/Game Store Owner Gord. Highly entertaining acts of idiocy, unless you were experiencing them. :)
Sample story:
“What did you call my son on the phone today!”
“I labelled him a petty thief.”
“No one calls my son a thief!”
“Actually, I labelled him a petty thief. Would you prefer aspiring criminal, or the more accurately descriptive incompetent law breaker?”
“Watch what you say!”
“I’d rather watch my stuff when your son is around if you wouldn’t mind.”